Verse 1:
I like tall girls, small girls
Girls with dicks, call girls
Girls who get naked on the 'Gram
They say I'm too fuckin' horny
Wanna put me in a cage
I'd probably fuck the hole in the wall
The guy before made
I like girls who pregnant
Girls who give it up for Lent
Girls who so fuckin' kinky that they're bent
truly America’s pastime. I was reading in the park earlier and overheard a girl dishing about a breakup to her friend who was kinda implying she was in the wrong… and she was like “so did I lie? Yes. But I meant it at the time” and then explained to her friend how the NYT connections puzzles work. I only hope people are as thrilled when they listen in on my crazy ass. I love being nosy
really just stretching your whole body so intensely you’re using muscles you didn’t even know you had and squeaking like a little mouse. wiggling like a worm on the sidewalk after it rains when you poke it with your shoe, but a little slower. maybe more snake than worm. but to each their own
