in the way that every cat has one human food that Activates them and makes them go completely insane for it i have discovered that i am Activated by condensed milk. i got a can of it a while ago to make vietnamese coffy with (amazing, delicious) and then realized i was going to the kitchen every half hour to have a neat spoonful of it
it's kind of the best thing: sweet, a little fatty, big dairy flavour, luscious. i'm too scared to do the "simmer it in the can" thing and make dulce de leche with it but that's literally the only thing that could make it better