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i saw a tweet where a couple was sharing a toothbrush and the qrts were acting like it was the end of the world. i didn't like the vid bc it was cornball central but i think a lot of people are afraid to be Real Lovers. i've never been in love and it's the bane of my existence! i would do anything to be so intertwined with someone that the concept of grossness ceases to exist but everybody simply must prove how scrupulous and measured their love is to total strangers. if you can guzzle each others cum i actually don't think sharing a toothbrush will give you anything you don't already have
Feb 18, 2024
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aka i would like to get fucked!
considered making this an anti-rec but i’m hoping frustration can give way to something good
Mar 15, 2024
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i have fallen victim to many a product peddled in the threads of viral tweets (sunset lamp? forgettable.) but this one actually bangZ 😉 how much of a disgusting horny pervert do you have to be to bring your vibrator on a three week vacation? asking for a friend.
Jan 3, 2024
Jul 14, 2024
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it ejects the cd when i press the lever! it took me a month + a lot of heartache but ultimately im really proud of myself for pulling through :) also being able to personalize it was so awesome, it has my initials on the top, birds on the side, and some lyrics engraved in secret spots only i’ll know about 🤫 truly one of one!!! getting to be like “yeah i made it 🥱” is the best feeling ever
May 14, 2025
we're losing the holy war to virgins and wattpaders. males would rather spend an evening watching sissy hypno jois than fucking a real life woman. lesbian cinema has been plagued by the yearndemic as if hollywood can't imagine two women wanting to go at it nasty style. all the fasion forcasters are saying oversized utilitarian shlop is in for 2025. dating apps practically let you mail order cock to your house and yet we're fucking less than ever. what the fuck is going on? when reagan was in office robert mapplethorpe taking photos of a guy in a gimp suit with a cum guzzling tube coming from his mouth. we need that back. i think latex is one of the few materials that trancends the digital hellscape we're living in right now. it engages the senses. you can look at a photo of someone wearing latex and know exactly what it smells like and tastes like and feels like. it's the closest one can get to nudity while being fully clothed. it tantalizes because it relies so heavily on implication. in an era where you can get on the internet and view 4k photos of body parts the victorians only saw after a decade of marriage, latex delays gratification by forcing the observer to fill in the blanks. the people in office are trying to scrub the earth of anything they find perverse and replace artists with thieving robots who only work because of the centuries of human creativity that came before them. fantasy is one of the only things unique to human sexuality. we need to be reveling in it, not supressing it!!!
Mar 4, 2025
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heaven on earth. skin cancer was created by big air conditioning to take away your god given right to bake all day long once it hits 65+
Mar 16, 2024