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did you do something to piss him off?
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Feb 19, 2024

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This motherfucker made my poor idiot prince scream at the top of his lungs the other day and when I tried to soothe Dorito and be nice to it (naming it Raimi for now because it lurks around like the Evil Dead camera in the woods), he fucking SWUNG at us. I had to shift into "get the fuck off my property and never talk to my son again" dad mode right quick. And today at approx. 5:37 in the morning after a hell week, the little shithead made his second appearance. I just want to sleep.
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it was a lovely day outside and i wanted to eat my lunch sitting in the sun, until i broke out the beautiful delicious honey crisp apple. they descended on me and i had to admit defeat. five whole wasps on my apple. and then i went inside and there was yet another wasp trying to eat my pesto pasta. what did i do to deserve this
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Do you ever wonder that if a bug lands on you and you, a souless specimen, swats it away, did you ever stop and think maybe it’s just having a bad day and it’s love language is physical touch. No I bet you didn’t think of that you Paul ..!!!!!!!!!!!
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