you know me and you know I would NEVER lie about a dessert, this one is (fire emoji) (fire emoji) (fire emoji) great. you literally cannot tell it's not made of cream and sugar, when in fact it is melted chocolate, silken tofu, vanilla, and maple syrup.
moms were fucking right
every time i make the bed in the morning, i feel like the guy in limitless. i could do anything. the wonders and joys of the world are mine.
I saw it IRL this weekend. Dogs chasing a toy monster truck operated by a father son duo. It was pure bliss. Everyone in the park was laughing. This tiny golden doodle never stopped, barely touched the ground, like a floofy, determined cloud.
