a toddler activated the fire alarm at the museum today. the building was evacuated before the fire department noticed false alarm. when they asked the toddler why he pushed the button he answered that he was trying to open a secret gate.
7am, my 3 y/o holds my cheeks and asks me to open the gate so he can get something downstairs.
me: sure, what are you getting?
him: I will show you just open the gate for me
my husband: this is how demons make deals with humans
