In this doggy dog worldâ anyone can find out how to say something right judt by going to the liberry. Iâm not going to say anything jurassic, instead Iâll be pacific. The joy of saying something completely wrong and watching the other guy twitch and squirm, trying not to correct youâ trying to be abiding and calm. Accepting of a trespass that he cannot correct for fear of being condescending, of appearing holier than. You think youâre better than me? You have no idea how much better than me you are. If you had the balls, youâd punch me square on the forehead and leave the imprint of your knuckles red between my eyes. after what Iâve said so flagrantly, so carelessly. But you wonât. Youâll just sit there and suffer, wonât you?The elation of intentionally playing the fool. This is a joy that I try not to take fo granite
like little phrases or quirks you say frequently that you made up/arenât super popular but they capture your essence. my personal examples:
- âi donât wanna yuck your yumâ
- âtelling a yapper not to yap is like tellingâŚâ and saying a different ending i.e. âa butterfly not to flap its wingsâ, âa shark not to swimâ, etc.
- covering my mouth and shaking my head aggressively when something is exciting đââď¸
i love saying this about the most random things possible. you don't want the same wing flavor as me? "watch out brother you're barking up the wrong tree" i am also barking up the wrong tree right now
We made walking everywhere normal but like sometimes it just makes more sense to run (downhill is sometimes). Start by going in your walk but noticing the downhills and just running till the downhill ends. Then add in the flats, and finally the uphills. Itâs like a calm version of a fartlek (great term to google!)
