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stupid expensive but hilarious form of doom spending when the squad is rolling deep. treat your friends to an uber xl black and ride in style to your next destination (not an ad)
Mar 1, 2024

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Order uber black whenever you can. It’s an especially great thing to do after you’ve had a stressful day at work. Climbing into that Ford Expedition MAX will feel like a godsend after 8 long hours of grinding. Your chariot awaits. 😎
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fuck uber
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