I read something somewhere that Charles III (age 75) has a bit more pep to his step than usual. My thoughts… The man looks more alive, he's giving less bones. And “we all know” Kate (age 42) had an abdominal surgery mid Jan—I'm thinking organ transplant/harvesting since CIII also underwent a “prostate” procedure around the same time. A week or so later the King has cancer announcement–possible Organ rejection?! And Kate is nowhere to be seen but has Photoshop and time to kill.
(this is how rumors start, but it was fun to write) Also, KateGate is a thing now. But I ultimately think it's a huge distraction to draw attention back to the crown ($$). And fingers crossed Kate is safe and healing.
Her + Will are having a messy divorce, and possibly Crohn's disease, which threatens to overshadow the ever bitter Charles from his cancer diagnoses. He's always making headlines any time news comes out about her, and is definitely furious if his son just repeats the drama he had with Diana.
Apparently Middleton's family are saddled with a lot of debts too and a divorce settlement might be too much for the crown while they have to account for a potential funeral and coronation in the next 5 years.
TikTok is wild rn.
Leading theory is wills got rose pregnant, Kate was having an affair with Tom, will found out and he and Tom had an altercation leading to toms death, and rose has a child with will who beats George to the throne
I’ve checked no facts.
Who needs tv.
