Rec | WHY CANT PIRATES FINISH THE ALPHABET?

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Why cant pirates finish the alphabet?

Because they got lost at C HEHEEHEEHEEH

@owl

Mar 16, 2024

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we need to go back to saying shiver me timbers. to exploring the seas. to shouting yo ho. to finding the black pearl.

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in full: 📊🙌😩 Bald Eagle Bullies [EXONERATED] - ReGenerator: Kiss of Life 😘🌱 (🌜🌖🌝 CHESTER TO THE MOON[🇺🇸 for real ⚠️ NOT FAKE ⚠️ — trust us 😉🇺🇸] 🌔🌛🌚 ) 😩🙌📊 ((FIRMLY😤😤 on land, protected by U.S. Constitution Act (16 U.S.C. 668-668d) ❌ DO NOT TRESPASS ❌), UNESCO World Heritage Site™️) Explanations: Bald Eagle Bullies - The original name of the chat, which has been continually added onto and amended as more events and in-jokes within the group come up. The name came from when my friends and I got citations in a state park for trespassing in a "protected bald eagle sanctuary," which legally we were but in practicality the whole thing is a farce and no eagles were ever or could ever have been put in danger. [EXONERATED] - re: bald eagle endangerment allegations: we beat the case ReGenerator - Kiss of Life - we all took this personality test (that I found on here actually) and 3/4 of us got Generator - Life Force as our types, which was the original form of this section. when we did poorly in a group project we were all in, this then became DeGenerator - Death Force, and when our group did well later, we changed it to what it is now. CHESTER TO THE MOON - the group project we're in is a simulation where our group is a company competing with companies of other classmates, our company is called Chester. early enthusiasm in our capability as a group led us to add this as-is, but after Q1 in the sim our stock tanked to the worst in the class and we changed it to CHESTER AT ROCK BOTTOM and changed the emojis around it to reflect our horrible stock value (CCC for those who know). we've since recovered and returned to TO THE MOON [🇺🇸 for real ⚠️ NOT FAKE ⚠️ — trust us 😉🇺🇸] - we once had a long, spirited debate about the veracity of the first moon landing. this is a reference to that and also our stock price being to the moon. ((FIRMLY😤😤 on land, protected by U.S. Constitution Act (16 U.S.C. 668-668d) ❌ DO NOT TRESPASS ❌), UNESCO World Heritage Site™️) - for some reason (underwater) was a big meme in our friend group for a bit. i remember the reason being HILARIOUS to me at the time, have since forgotten the reason. when our group's stock price went under we added (underwater) but now our stock is SOARING to a B rating and we are FIRMLY on land. the constitutional protection is the US Bald Eagle Protection Act, which the state park cited as their reason that we were not allowed off trail, and we should not trespass because we know what happened last time. UNESCO World Heritage Site was added later to make fun of how overkill the original state park trespass rule was and is just a hyperbolic take on it. the funniest part about all this is that whenever siri reads the name when giving notifications in the car or when i have earbuds in she reads the names of ALL the emojis IN FULL. it takes like 2+ min to even get to the part where she reads the text and asks if you want to respond.