* One long faint white slice on my index finger because I was washing my Ninja blender and I dropped the blades and instinctively grabbed them to catch them as if they weren’t literally just sharp blades lol
* One red mark where I tore a chunk of skin off of my hand scraping it against a very very matte finish painted wall in my apartment building violently jerkinh my sweet little friendly dog Benny away from a hulking lunging German shepherd named Maverick who just “got excited”
