Can't imagine Sisyphus happy? Want the cycle of suffering to stop? Unwittingly living in the trappings of a jealous, wrathful pretender god? Seek, Find, Dispare, and Rejoice! Achieve gnosis today and go unnoticed through the realm of the Demiurge. Your light will transcend this material prison and you will never know death!!
I'd NEVER pay for a algo-driven, ad-saturated social network...so even if it's purely symbolic in the long run, I just upgraded to demonstrate with my wallet that there is a market for this cool community.
I know I'm not cool. That's why I appreciate the PI community for letting me play at being cool. I feel like a hipster pollywog with a protective froggie parent letting me explore the pond safely. Sure, at some point I'm likely to get snatched up as a seagull's breakfast, but I'll enjoy the pond while I can. Thanks.