Apr 3, 2024
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Save your routine morning poop for the workplace and start your day with a nice little break. They canāt tell you no! Nobody will know it was you! And if they do, they literally canāt say anything about it, it would be ~unprofessional~. Itās a social lockout. Chances are your employee bathroom is pretty well-maintained and there is the added benefit of having some extra cushion time in your morning routine. And if you have a fear of pooping outside of your home, get over it, everybody poops and no one cares or is too socially afraid to mention it.
Jan 29, 2024
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What is there to say that hasnāt already been said about this timeless classic? Find the handicap-accessible single-use bathroom at your place of employment and go to town! Iām doing it right now! WFH Pajama jockeys wouldnāt understand. Donāt forget to drench the room in febreze before you leave. 5/5 āļø
Jun 3, 2025
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If u donāt smoke taking a toilet break genuinely is the bestttttt sighhh. I may be in the toilet right now.
Jan 1, 2025
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If you have the unfortunate reality of having people around you who constantly consume your items, you may have rage texted said people.
I recommending checking undo send, sometimes upon second read some texts read as repetitive.
How we, āeditingā a message to be a random letter orā¦ blank. As in just a spaceā¦ itās ominous. It gets the point across. It gives, āThe repercussions for this go beyond what I can say, and leave traces of me saying.ā
Feb 8, 2024
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Ok, letās gets so serious for a second. In my opinion, matcha lattes require oat milk, anything else doesnāt work for me. Oatly barista blend is ~always~ sold out at my grocery store, and Iām afraid of all the glyphosat. While califia farms missed the mark with the toasted coconut milk (majorly), their barista blend is so good! I love being surprised!
Apr 3, 2024