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Every summer I get mosquitos in my room that keep me up. This doesn’t seem to happen to anyone else I know, which confuses me. Anyways, after trying spiral candles and spraying myself with Off before bed (which you should absolutely not do), I figured out the mosquito net. It hangs from my ceiling, and covers my bed when I go to sleep. My friends think it’s funny, but it’s very effective, and I think it even looks kind of erotic.
Apr 4, 2024
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My legs are covered in bites from insects i don't know :(
Apr 3, 2025
My room is small and oddly shaped so my bed is right next to the window which goes against the rules of feng shui but Ive created my little corner. It’s really beautiful to wake up in the morning, reach over, open blinds and be greeted by one of my favorite creatures on this earth!
However you might be woken up at 5am to the screeching of what you later find out is a fox. It will be really loud and scary and echo through the entirety of your apartment. Not cool.
Mar 31, 2025
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This is not a bat cave. I would like some of god’s light when I awaken.
Jan 27, 2024
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The strap of my dress snapped a few years ago and then in minutes I sewed it back on and felt a satisfaction so profound that it had to be Ancient and Just. If you don’t know how to mend it, someone does… COBBLERS are REAL!!!!! I’ve seen them with my eyes and they have re-birthed my shoes like Gods on Earth. Mass consumption has us addicted to buying and discarding but I highly recommend repairing your shit - relationships too! My uncle who doesn’t shut up once told me that “life is all about maintenance” (genius) so I forgave him for being the way that he is!
Apr 4, 2024
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Robert Moses State Park is open in the winter, and if you go on a weekday you’ll probably have the entire beach to yourself and a few fishermen. Great for a contemplative walk wherein you mull things over spiritually. Towards sunset, can start to feel like you’ve reached the end of the earth and are about the meet God. Bring a blanket, some grapes and your copy of The Power Broker.
Apr 4, 2024
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The best movie theater in New York seats 35. See a movie here you know nothing about and you will be inspired. For me most recently it was a screening of Dave Wascavage’s Suburban Sasquatch. Simple Town has been lucky enough to play videos here twice. The first night was packed, the second night we sold two tickets, and both nights were perfect.
Apr 4, 2024