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i fucking hate foodies and foodieism and restaurant review tiktoks and celebrity chef cults of personality and people acting like "trying restaurants" is a real dignified hobby (absolutely not) and this has barely aged a day thank you ms. havrilesky
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Apr 4, 2024

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This is a classic/great share: "This same sense of ethereal chosenness is what rhetorically elevates a mundane consumer choice to the level of a noble stand against . . . a ramen joint with a pork broth this expert deems inadequate?" LOL. I loved this.  
Apr 4, 2024
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Yea I know this app is built on likes and recs so I'm recommending mushroom hate. Vouch for them all you'd like but they are abysmal.Taste, texture, and visual appeal are all awful. I'd like to add that I usually try to revise my opinion on mushrooms once a year by trying them and all times they are just as bad. #neverdoubtyouself #hater Once my mom brought me a “burger” for lunch and failed to mention it was a mushroom burger. Without a second thought I bit into said burger and immediately knew what poison sat in my hands. I shudder at the memory.
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Just got a falafel burger and fries and now my tummy is really mad. Bar food should only be hobbogs
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fun fact: I used to be a vegan. Although one of my favorite restaurants— this sweet & veeeery delicious family-owned Vietnamese spot— definitely has meat on the menu, I still order the vegan bowl pretty much every time I go back. One, because it slaps even harder than the regular pork one, and two… girl, you already know I’m sentimental. I find it oddly comforting that I can come back to a place that hasn’t changed at all in the same time that I went from being a freshman regular to seeing them again on doordash as I’m crafting a senior project that… literally revolves around change. #funny but not funny haha funny weird #liminal space #I’m kinda freaked out but this is mad tasty #I would add a picture but it’s already been demolished #rip baddie #ok bye #also I should make a post about hashtags #ok bye fr
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best friend and i were yapping about how important it is to actually be celibate for a while and maybe even not date for a bit when you're single instead of hooking up until you find a partner. it sucks for a little bit and you are really forced to confront your demons and then one day you forget about it. whatever floats your boat but i think it's probably good for the soul to be celibate here and there and focus on other shit. i'll go like a whole year like it's nobody's business
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seems like up till maybe 50 years ago if you knew the right guy with a printing press you could get some wild credit for being the first person to have a mostly normal thought. no matter how poorly you articulated it! sometimes it feels like the only sane thing to do is create your own critical framework....you are no less powerful than These Guys. they just made some of this stuff up
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