This is one of my darkest most demented secrets is that I don’t type on my phone like a normal person I use my index finger like a geriatric and I swipe to type in kind of a spray and pray strategy where I just hope that it psychically understands what I mean and usually it does.
The real problem is that the dictionary learns from all of the times I’ve tapped out words with tooooo many letters to convey enthusiasm especially about my friends’ cats, my dog, etc sooooooo it’s like a minefield:
* orrr
* Whyyyyy
* whyyyy
* Pleaseeee
* HELPPPPPOO
* himmmm
* whattttt
* WHATTT
* Perfectttt
* perfectttt
* yesssssssss
Surely there must be some way to stop this and I simply never will.
