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The direct flights from Paris to Los Angeles cost 300 and the plane is empty, so much so you can book the day of. It allows me travel impulsively to Paris at a low cost / low risk. You get a whole row to yourself so it’s basically first class. I am telling you this secret as I have a feeling it won’t last so please , fly with French bee before it’s too late .
Apr 11, 2024
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Anika and Bryson went to the Jet Blue Lounge (bar) after missing their flight to LA. They had such a blast I thought, heck I wanna go! I’m always looking for my next local haunt. So I went down to LAX and parked my car in overnight parking which costs $150/hour and walked up to the Jet Blue help window and said, “I’d like to go to the Jet Blue Lounge (bar), please” and they said, “do you have a plane ticket?” And I said, “no, I just wanted to chill in the lounge” and they said, “ma’am, you can’t go past security without a boarding pass” so I asked them what the cheapest plane ticket was and they said that considering the price of fuel due to some international conflict, all tickets are very expensive so I asked, “well what is the *cheapest*” and they said, “Oaxaca or Boise” so I bought a ticket to Oaxaca. Then I waited 45 minutes at TSA where they threw away my Aesop deodorant because it was over 3.5 oz and went to the Jet Blue Lounge where I ordered a $27 martini and then I flew to Mexico.
Jul 26, 2022
Overnight flights to London suck bad cuz it’s hard to sleep on the plane, eastbound means a short flight, and you arrive all disoriented, in pain, looking like dogshit. maybe even in a state of delirium cuz you’re all tyty. And it’s usually ass early that you’re landing. Can’t even check into a hotel for like 6 more hours!! What if i told u it doesn’t have to be this way?
Virgin Atlantic (the grooviest airline) operates an 8am out of Kennedy, with wheels down in Heathrow happening around 8pm local time. Yea, u gotta drag your ass up at around 4 or 5am EST, but just pretend you’re on london time already because ur about to fuckin be!
You spend the entire flight luxuriating in your own row, free from the hell of other people. upon arrival, you dip outta Heathrow, drop your shit wherever, and go party with yer mates. Fall asleep anywhere between 10pm-4am depending on what kinda night u want. then u wake up fresh as a fkn 🌼 on local time with no jet lag. Look at the pic man. when did u last see a flight that empty ?
biiiiig September 16th 2001 vibes but without the heartbreak
Feb 3, 2024
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Catching the $50 6am flight means more money to spend @ the club🤷
Jan 25, 2024
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It is so rare for angler fish to find one another in the deep abyss , but when a male finds a female, the male attaches himself to her. Slowly … he morphs into her .. losing his eyes .. his mouth .. and everything else that resembles being a fish. He fuses into her until there’s nothing of him left . There is something horrifying but also romantic about it .
Apr 11, 2024
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This is a great idea when you don’t have the mental capacity to pick and outfit but you want to look put together . Just put on an expensive coat and you’re good to go . I love having my hair blow dried , nice earrings and an expensive coat and having people think I’m sophisticated. It’s exciting to know you could flash and commit a crime at any moment . Every time I do it I swear , people treat me different , ask me out on dates , smile at me , give me things for free. Just don’t do it at the airport as I did in once before as - they will ask you to take your coat off .
Apr 11, 2024
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One of my favorite recent discoveries , the psychic photographer Ted serios . He would concentrate on a memory and imprint his memories onto polaroid film ( as it was instant and no alteration could be make later in lab ) and no one has been able to prove that his photographs are not in fact real . The imperfections such as words on signs being spelled wrong , is what makes it impossible to prove they aren’t real . They are photos of memories , blurry and inaccurate , as a memory would be. Ted was famous in the 1970’s and would perform his psychic photography on live television , but had to get absolutely hammered to be in the right mental state to do so . And he is Greek so , I like him even more.
Apr 11, 2024