āDreamt that I was sitting in the audience of a fashion show and Sarah Jessica Parker told me I had really good hair and asked me and Miranda Kerr to style this modelās hair. Miranda blow dried it and the model said she didnāt like itā she had curly hair. I went on a long epic search for a dry oil then just an oil then realized I could just give her a teensy bit of weleda skin food. Told her to get it really warm/emulsified in her hands and then massage it into ends. She loved itā āI had to write a check and bring it somewhere but on the way somehow I got caught up talking to Hailey Baldwin who brought me into the Kardashiansā home and I hung out in Kendall Jennerās room and she did back pain yoga with me. Then on my way into the place where I had to bring the check a random group of people were photographing me. One woman in the group said something about my jiggly ass and I told her to not sexually harass strangers. I realized sometime between when I walked in the first set of doors in the building and the second that I lost everything I had in my handsā āDream where I was trapped in video game where only gameplay was qtesĀ
Rhys Darby was a sexy evil vampire in an ancient library
Edward Cullen was good vampire detectiveĀ
I kept failing qtesā
Dream that I went into a burger place to get food for mom and I on a road trip, I grabbed the food off of the counter before the employees did and put it in my pocket, I intended to pay for it but I was the only one in the restaurant to do that. Also on the road trip, we were in the desert, almost a lost highway vibeĀ Also dream where I was in an alley and a third person perspective of me observed myself looking at a holographic image of my face contorting into a womanās face from the nose down, it looked like SamihaĀ alisonline
me and my best friend Michelle are in a hotel room with one of my Tumblr mutuals and a faceless person. We're here hiding because for some reason, we're grown up versions of the characters of Catch That Kid (2004) (Watched this the other day and sobbed at the end btw) and we've pulled off another heist because we're addicted to the rush. While in the hotel room, Michelle puts on what can only be described as a 'home movie' of she and I. We're in the jungle. I'm blonde, a dye job that I can tell I did myself from the way it's toned. It actually looks pretty good save for a little of the brassy tones at the roots. It's always hard to deal with the roots. I'm holding a monkey in my arms. It likes me. I've got silver star stickers all over my face and Michelle is smiling hard like a kid. We both look happy which I know we haven't felt in a while. I find myself longing for it even though I have no recollection of the moment. We all go for a smoke break outside, which resembles a scene I remember from the Good Wife that I watched a couple months ago. We're trying to devise a plan. I feel guilt and we don't come up with anything good. I'm asleep in the hotel bed again and I have a dream inside of this dream where Michelle is cuddling Barbara Streisand. I think she's in this dream because I had that Duck Sauce song stuck in my head a couple days ago. I wake up before my 7:15 AM alarm. The sun is up and I find myself wanting to be blonde again.
I am back in Chicago.Ā
I am walking down a path that looks like itās the bike trail at white rock lake; the foliage is very Dallasesque. I get the desire to run home (itās the day currently) and I begin to run. As I run it gets dark very quickly and the road gets wider and I get scared. I look behind me and thereās a car driving but itās just a guy in a small Forrest management truck and he looks at me a bit confused like āwhatās he running for?ā The truck is reminiscent of the arboretum ones in DTX. Also as the road expanded things started to look like cape cod in terms of foliage. I then see what I think are my cross-streets and I calm down and think Iām almost home.Ā
Flash to inside a Dairy Queen, itās chaotic in there people are screaming and it feels like a doctors office. I get scared very quickly and start frantically looking for ways out. Peopleās faces start to contort and employees seem to do nothing. I run on top of tables and other things in an effort to escape- the contorting faces become more clear. One is an infant with black sludge and caked blood on her face screaming so so loud and then her face twists into an old womanās with lipstick smeared on her face and sheās screaming too. Iām crying at this point. I jump up to another level and employees are just sitting around doing nothing, a line cook puts out family meal and itās quesadillas. I look out the window and realize Iām not even at my cross streets, Iām on seminary.Ā
I then start sprinting through a hall that turns into an apartment. I jump out the window in an effort to escape and break through the glass and fall into a playground. The dream zooms out to an external narration of the red scare subreddit they say things like āthis is the craziest part, he think he got away but he left one of his flip flops there and they mention that this is the apartment complex thatās had break ins latelyā. While this is happening some guy with long hair is blowing leaves and Iām watching him as I lie on the grass hoping he doesnāt notice. Once he walks far enough away I think Iām good to go, and then wait a little longer because better safe than sorry. Things then shift back to normal narration and I run home without realizing my sandal is still the playground. It turns out my street was just across the way and in the dream state I get home without incident and also without seeing that itās me going home.Ā
The dream ends with this red, blue, and yellow flip flop staying on the playground and moving a bit on its own as kids come out to play.Ā
My dad teases me about how when I was a little kid, my favorite thing to do when I was on the landline phone with somebodyābe it a relative or one of my best friendsāwas to breathlessly describe the things that were in my bedroom so that they could have a mental picture of everything I loved and chose to surround myself with, and where I sat at that moment in time. Perfectly Imperfect reminds me of that so thanks for always listening and for sharing with me too š