Received a call from a client’s ex-girlfriend, who truly believed I was her lawyer even though I’d never spoken to or met her in my life. When I told her as much, she called me a stupid c*nt, and threatened to have me arrested and disbarred. When I told her she was very confused she said “oh you won’t be confused when i use my cartel connections for you.” I just laughed in disbelief and hung up.
blocked her ass and never heard anything again, but if I stop posting you’ll know who got me 👀
Apr 19, 2024
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He showed me the script he was writing about the January 6 insurrection but it was entirely in Shakespearean English. Also told me he only went for women of color? (He Was White)
Feb 18, 2024
Mar 1, 2025
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this was back when i was interested in men. i was consistently bewildered by their audacity
“you look like you read erotica”
“you look like you burn easily”
(responding to video of me doing a fit check outside) “i totally wasn’t expecting a car to come into shot striking you at 80kph.. but i wouldn’t have been opposed to it”
Feb 23, 2024
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If you've ever wanted to start reading theory (or simply read more of it) but feel overwhelmed with where to begin, check out this handy dandy Google drive chock full of readings and resources. And remember that autodidacts reign supreme!
Mar 28, 2025
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my predictions and manifestations, based entirely on vibes.
out:
— American work ethic
— learning French
— situationships
— low fat versions of foods
— slur discourse
in:
— siesta
— herbed yogurt
— working hardest in the morning and leaving the evening for leisure
— writing postcards to your long-distance friends, exclusively in cursive (if you weren’t taught to write in cursive, the time to learn will be now)
— big boobs (cultural Catholicism will prevail again baby)
May 3, 2024
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this is the summer of treating mosquito bites as mere affirmations of your desirability 🩸
May 20, 2024