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You’ve had enough of someone and want them to shut up? start throwing tomatoes on them
Mar 26, 2025
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people deserve to be antagonized for their trash behavior; two nights ago a girl asked my friend for a cigarette (I lied said I didn't have any). "my friend" pulls his out, "she" begins to whine incessantly because they're parliaments. I couldn't believe this bottom feeder had the audacity to be both beggar and chooser. had she really never been taught this most basic decency? a disturbingly low level of necessary gratitude? I say to her face "that's extremely ungrateful" and walk away as he hands her one, anyway. I hope to never see this young woman again. my blood thickens as I recall the incident. today is a new day. I rage on.
Nov 5, 2023
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this guy threw a cigarette butt into a flower bed i tried to give him a concussion via dark karmic debt
Aug 15, 2024
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Like Bruce Springsteen
Jan 24, 2024
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When the bar or venue or whatever is underground and you have to descend into the place because you can say some shit like “We are entering the seedy underbelly of this wicked city” “You know,” *cig drag* “crime is only a left-handed form of human endeavor.”
And then your friends can be like “Viv, you can’t smoke inside Dude also where the fuck did you find a pipe and a fedora What are you even saying” Giving you the opportunity to respond with a
“Beat it toots, you’re too pretty for these streets anyhow”
Then you remember your friend already offered to pay for the Uber XL home and you have like 11 bucks so you drop the bit but the sentiment is still there below the surface
Jan 29, 2024