1. “I wumbo, you wumbo, he, she, we WUMBO. The study of wumbology. It’s first grade SpongeBob”
2. “You know what’s funnier than 24?”
3. “BIG..MEATY…CLAWS”
9 years old, all around good guy. Loves broccoli, confined spaces. Hates fireworks, thunder. iPhone keeps trying to tell me he’s a Kangal Shepherd/St. Bernard mix