i was going absolutely beastmode on hinge, best slutty summer of my life
Apr 26, 2024
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my extremely buttoned down parents were very preoccupied with the idea that I would end up uncouth and unladylike when I was 16 (it was the heyday of the demonic and cursed reality show ‘what not to wear’). They sent me to a local short course on ‘etiquette’ that spring in the hopes it would be the full blown makeover I so sorely needed. I blew it off and went and hung out at the skate park instead, where I ran into a chaotic red haired boy I vaguely knew through friends and we made out frantically at various landmarks for the next 3 days until the course was over and he ghosted me.
I stan my 16 year old self for being so wilfully disobedient and unwavering in her self-concept. I still have a bit of a thing for redheads
Oct 17, 2024
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thank you to #her btw i hope she's doing well in life (fingers crossed she isnt here). but i had an intense crush on this girl from grade school until high school and the lengths i went through just for her to even notice me.... i wasn't even out then i was only out to a few of my friends. did i learn the drums just to be in the same club as her? yeah. do i regret doing all of that?? fuck no LOL
also there was a time during those years, they made up this dumb rule that students weren't allowed to hug or hold hands with eo like we were spreading some kind of gay agenda??
Jul 4, 2024
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i was born to be a frat boy forced to be a teenage girl. in another life my name was kyler/trevor/chad/mason and went to dartmouth and burping was my main form of comedy. everyday i mourn that that i don’t have that life. in the meantime i say things like “thats‘s tight” and dap people up. if i ever listen to nle choppa i practically have a penis at that point.
Jan 24, 2024
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