here’s a non-exhaustive list of my celeb crushes (i don’t really have a good explanation they’re just hot sorry):
roberta colindrez - if you’ve seen a league of their own yk what’s up. she also doesn’t have any like public social media accounts... that’s hot
clairo - she’s just so fucking cool and talented and beautiful she is my jacob elordi
a few people have said gillian anderson... i second that
also i know you said celebrity crushes but i’m gonna say a video game character bc ellie from tlou2… IM OBSESSED IM OBSESSED IM OBSESSED HELP
olivia rodrigo and mary elizabeth winstead: dark-haired women with big eyes. awooooga. and O-Rod seems to be a rather emotionally unstable but sweet person. love her pisces ass! brie larson: i find her cringe millennial nature to be endearing in a way. young michael imperioli: i don’t care what anybody says about this one he’s genuinely a very good looking guy in the sopranos. and irl he seems very soft-spoken and thoughtful
1. DEV PATEL! SOOOO FINE!!! what more can i say!! 2. young Julie Delpy — awooga!! 3. Matthew Lillard in Scream. and some of yall are too afraid to say it
this may seem like it makes life very lonely and boring (it does) but i like to think it makes me come across as mysterious and fascinating (it doesn't)
