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Do you ever look at old pictures of the Roman Coliseum and think, "Wow, those people were really fucked up. How could they have sat there and cheered while some poor guy got his head ripped off by a lion?"I sit here with 100% confidence and say, it couldn’t have happened without sports betting (and copious amounts of alcohol).Putting $25 on a UFC fight will turn the sentiment from "I hope they both make it out of here OK," into "Kill him, rip his head off, and kill his family."TRY IT
May 7, 2024

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Sports gambling is hot rn. If u plan on lighting your money on fire at least use a free odds board and maybe act like you know a thing or two about the market before settling on a 20 team parlay.
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When they say “bet 5 get 150,” they kind of mean it. they give you 150 in bonus bets, which aren’t withdrawable. but if you bet those in both sides of the same game, you can consistently get about $70 back, which is withdrawable. i’ve done this about 5 times with different sportsbooks and made $300-400 in free money
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I’ve been casually keeping abreast of what’s going on in sports recently. For most of my life, I wasn’t interested in sports at all— if anything I sort of looked down my nose at sports & sports fans. I saw it all as bread & circus for the proles. I was a fool, I see that now. I enjoy watching sports & thinking about sports now. One of the best parts of being on the level wrt to what’s going on sportswise is talking about sports with anyone. Anyone! It’s like learning a new language. 5 beers deep with your buddies, shooting the shit with your coworkers, small talk with total strangers. It’s great. It’s the ultimate conversation topic. You can go anywhere with it. You can bullshit. You really just need to know a little bit, not that much. I am a prole, I am a normie, I am a Roman peasant phillistine but man this bread tastes great, man am I having a blast at the circus
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People don’t public drink in NYC because they’re afraid of tickets. “OH NOOO! I might get a $25 ticket!!!” Bro what? I’d rather pay 25 bucks for drinking a tall boy and people watching at a park then spend $30 on a shitty espresso martini from any number of New York’s sardine can bars. Stella in a Brown bag, people watching, cigarettes, talking with your best buds, and vitamin D.
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A general rule of life is that whatever is regarded as gaudy, and douchey is probably really fun and awesome. (Ex: fast loud cars, midtown Manhattan clubs, extremely expensive cocktails.)The Hamptons is a short 2 hour drive, or ride on the Hampton Jitney from the city. Get some friends together, rent an Airbnb, and make the trip.So why don’t my contemporaries make the trip? Mostly to keep up appearances amongst their lib friend groups that no, they don’t enjoy sitting on the beach and sipping wine, they prefer sitting adjacent to the currently jerking off homeless guy in quote-on-quote Dimes Square. And no, they don’t enjoy linens and kitten heels, and no they don’t like oysters, and no they don’t enjoy bonfires, used book stores, sex on the beach, pretending to be rich, renting convertibles, overpriced cocktails, and drunkenly stumbling through cobblestone streets.NO!? You don’t like that stuff? Go get lobotomized because you’re obviously a violent threat to society.But if you do—please make the trip out to the Hamptons during the dog days of summer. DO IT. Let your annoying friends rot in the pisshole that is dimes square. Go have fun.
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Living in the city amongst broke 20-somethings for so long has made me forget about Big Ass TVs. But whenever you go to somebody's crib with a TV over 70 inches, you think “Wow, this is dope.”“It’s fine I'll just watch it on my laptop.”Trust me. It’s not.Pairs well with: Sport Betting
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