Why do the hottest people always approach me whenever I’m at my GRIMIEST. Literally when I’m all dolled up I get NOTHING. The second I’m busted as fuck they flock to me. GOD WHY.
and don’t make a huge fuss over them or offer to buy them a shot to celebrate their good looks. it’s such a disarming compliment that gets right to the root of the matter and makes you look and sound confident.
I got these really tiny accordion books last year and I’ve been using them for super long form exquisite corpses- this one has been going since April and just finished today! Friends and strangers all worked on it with me, and now they are all trapped in my little book :-3
Gazpacho only in the late summer, persimmons only in the winter, etc. just because we can import anything from anywhere anytime doesn’t mean we should. Nothing is special if you can have it whenever you want it.
