I donāt mind the effects; I drink cherry juice every night anyway and I will eat a whole bowl and admire the pits and stems at the end, holding my belly as big as the bowl.
I am seriously disappointed by the pear hate in our beloved community.
Least favorite: fucking bland ass melons, taking up space pretending to be a serving of fruit. No.
May 15, 2024
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1. rainier cherry
2. banana
3. red grape
4. blueberry
5. strawberry
no one asked but here's my reasoning:
1 - these cherries taste amazing and the pits add to the eating experience. it's fun to eat around them and spit them out. plus a cute stem that comes off seamlessly every time? game changer. Consistent in taste and and has a texture that's only rivaled by maybe number 3 on this list.
2 - bananas are tough because you have to catch them in the correct point in their livespan. They made the number two spot because of their value in different applications. that barely light green color is peak for eating on the spot. if you don't eat them in time, they're still a great neutral smoothie base and leftovers can go in the freezer and be used for bread
3 - these are such a great snack. dont even get me started because i'll finish a whole batch in one sitting. Grapes are a great complement to other classic fruits in a fruit salad. They're also the only fruit aesthetic enough to work on a charcuterie board
4 - i used to eat handfuls and handfuls of blueberries at a time out of my fridge as a kid. so tasty. They are also great in pancakes and yogurt and smoothie bowls
5 - went with a pretty mainstream pick here at number 5. great alone, in smoothies, and in salads! these fruits are really hit or miss tho. not to mention artificially flavored strawberry syrups/candies are generally horrible.
Mar 19, 2025
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if theres one thing i can't stand it's a one-dimensional ass piece of fruit. Like on that can only play on one note, has no depth in flavor. A bosc pear for example (abs hate them, worst fruit!!)
but plums are sweeet, sour, divinely juicy
May 14, 2024
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Strawberries are objectively the best because thereās no such thing as a bad one. If itās ripe and sweet, thatās just a plus, but even the not-quite-ready ones are delicious. Refreshing, if you will. Donāt get me wrong, thereās so much good fruit, but there are none that I can love in every state and form apart from strawberries.
Worst fruit: Pears. Send that shit back to the fiery pits of hell from which it was created.
May 14, 2024
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Doesnāt have to be an all-evening affair. warm with some cheap epsom salts and drops of essential oil will soak through your skin and calm you. Take your tea in there, listen to three songs. It resets.
May 1, 2024
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toothbrush, cash, charged up headphones, perfect book, snack, literally start walking/driving/riding
read at a perfect restaurant
tunes on park grass
coffee amble
look at every shirt at the thrift store slowly
move on the minute you feel like it, home whenever it feels right, turn off your phone for as long as you can, even if only 10 minutes.
Apr 24, 2024
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ā24Ins: errands and running before/after 8a/p, actually spf, bitters and soda, outdoor movies w/headsets, cutoffs and huge loose shirts, big earrings for weightlifting, loudly sharing political views with octogenarians, fruit for dinner, memoirs with pencil in hand, fresh beach towels by the door, robes, leaving the minute I feel like it
ā24Outs: grease at night, sunburns, cold shrimp for the picnic, working late, grocery hauls, hosting overdone theme parties, alcohol, more than one pair of shoes per outing, rushing anywhere for any reason, nonfiction for work, ābecause I said I wouldā
Apr 21, 2024