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At least we got videos like this out of this cynical, artistically devoid detritus. Brand astroturfing is now indistinguishable from entertainment.
āA bunch of rich out of touch morons LARPINGā
āThey managed to make Bill Burr unfunnyā
May 16, 2024
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How could an animated film with a budget big enough to get names like Christopher Lloyd, Charlie Sheen, Wayne Brady, Jerry Stiller, Eva Longoria, and Hilary Duff be that bad??
I present to you, Foodfight!
I recommend reading up on the backstory of how this absolute travesty of a project got made before inviting friends over for a watch party. The whole thing is on YouTube (linked.)
Apr 4, 2025
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last night, got together with some friends to watch the āfilmsā of Internet creator The Nostalgia Critic (as an aside anti-rec, awful awful awful), but to come up with off the wall bits turning this horrible content into Buster Keaton, MST3K style humor was delightful, more entertaining insyead of just watching something actively bad
Apr 8, 2024
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do you really need to go see the minecraft movie? you know itās bad. like, not even bad-but-redeemably-funny. itās uninspired product placement propped up by celebrity and strung together by a plot just coherent enough to present the references that rile up the fans. you know the memes already, youāre not missing out on some cultural moment because you didnāt see the rest of the hour-and-a-half around Jack Black saying āchicken jockey.ā
if you like minecraft that much (and I love minecraft), maybe you gather your friends for a LAN server night instead of paying for a ticket and putting a body in a seat and giving even a modicum of validation to the corporate film studio executiveās intuition that the masses are content to consume high production value slop from a media trough. start a realm, get blown up by a creeper, fight the ender dragon, listen to one of the best video game soundtracks of all time. donāt spend $30+ on tickets and drinks and snacks to sit in a theater and watch something you will not enjoy. in this economy, the most valuable things we have are our time, attention, and connections. donāt squander these things on a piece of media designed only to profit from a sentimental attachment to a game which provides a complete and much richer experience in and of itself.
Apr 7, 2025
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