Rec | ONE IDEA I HAVE

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This guy who lives alone wakes up in the middle on the night bc he has to pee. So he walks to his bathroom but the door is locked. Thats weird maybe i just didnt turn the knob correctly he thinks. He tries again. This time it opens easily. There is a person he has never seen before sitting on the toilet though. What the heck!!! He thinks to himself. Maybe he is just having a weird dream. He rubs his eyes and opens his eyes. No one is there. He pees. He decides to wash his hands even though it is the middle of the night bc he is hygienic. Anyways, when he turns on the faucet blood comes out instead of water.

@whalebutt

May 21, 2024

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The trap house toilet was in a dire state; it had clogged and the waste was building up as more unconscientious inebriated men had their way with it. The family maid of our gracious host had a horror show waiting for her when she visited this apartment the next morning. I stepped out into the dark side yard to smoke a cigarette and he followed me; without warning, he unzipped his fly, whipped out his appendage, and began pissing right next to my feet. I felt almost as if I were witnessing a dog marking its territory; curiously, I glanced down momentarily at the source of the steady stream, squinting and struggling to make any details out in the nonexistent light. I frowned—hoping he hadn’t noticed that he successfully made me look—then lifted my still narrowed eyes back up to continue staring into middle distance as I took another drag. He shook it out, zipped back up, and lit his own cigarette to smoke alongside me.

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saying “we’re both going to see something very weird” to your companion & summoning something very weird

My sister & I went to the store the other day. She was looking to sell & donate some clothes of hers & I was just along for the ride. I looked over at her, dead serious, and said “O——, we’re both going to see something strange right now & theres nothing we can do about it”. She laughed & asked me what I meant & I just sort of repeated myself because that was all I had to say right then. We saw him instantly when we walked into the store. His left leg had a disease. It was engorged & thick & swollen. It was in a sort of brace— it looked like there were metal rods stabbing into his shin, stabbing into the bone. I think the wounds were just open. Were they wounds? I couldn’t really tell, I didn’t want to stare. How does stabbing someone in the leg with a metal rod help him? What sick freak doctor’s office did this poor schmuck limp into? I hope he’s ok & I hope his leg is ok. He seemed kind, he seemed like he knew that his leg had a magnetic effect on people. I bet you he’s. good husband and father. But sometimes It doesn’t matter who you are, your leg is going to become diseased & punctured. And sometimes you can speak things into reality if you truly believe. Try it sometime, you might see something weird.