see a penny pick it up. the other day i dreamt that after buying my twelve eggs i had awoken the next day to find i have already lost six. i was distraught (reader, i was sobbing). this example allows you to infer how much eggs mean to me, without having to tell you outright. but, unlike when you drop a penny and someone decides they’ll steal it for their own good luck, such stolen eggs returned to me, and now i can eat twelve egg wraps. many eggs, many good times.
