Mixtape era Action is a fucking freak plus this is my favorite Mac Miller verse ever, criminally underrated. Also have to mention the legendary Big Body Bes spoken word poetry is, in fact, legendary.
May 29, 2024
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Dec 11, 2024
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dude is a total character. he makes such specific references too. always tossing out vintage sports players, fine cuisine, NYC spots, Albanian pride, QUEENS, then saying some wacky braggadocios punchline with the most confidence. love how loose his flow is too, always riding on the beat but never feeling like a metronome. who can forget such classics as:
if I punch you in the face you’ll never eat a motherfucking sandwich
or
🗣️🗣️ MY BMW SCRAPE THE FLOOR, YOU UNDERSTAND?? ‼️‼️
Mar 28, 2024
bronson is the GOAT of the "rappers who just be saying the darnedest things" genre
some examples:
- Please Lord, don’t put your fucking hand near the cheese board (don’t!)
- Leave you laying in the lazy river
- My horoscope said to get more cake
- Mel Gibson gave me COVID at McGregor vs Poirier three (that bastard!)
- Bitch took a bump / started backflippin like Catwoman
- Albanians, Italians (both of us!), simultaneously wildin' on any land we touch
- big guns, came with the instructions (Can't fuckin read this shit)
- before forty, I'm tryna be ripped as FUCK
- Life is a game, when I wake up I hear "SEEE-GAAAA"
and lastly
- High in green Jaguars drivin (Uh), he wouldn't take money
So I gave him the gold watch (Alright), some fresh-baked focaccia (Uh)
And a nice plate of meats cheese and olives (Beautiful)
Jul 11, 2024
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Apr 10, 2025
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*only do this when you MUST get FLY and exude unspeakable and ineffable confidence where ppl will probably call you a cocky asshole*
recite this prayer:
Dear Haters,
You can all suck my balls from the back and my dick from the front.
I was born to be great.
you were all born to debate my greatness.
Clearly we are not the same.
in times of uncertainty I stand tall.
Even when alone, my spirit is guided by God’s invisible hand who shields me from the bullshit.
A back this broad was earned by climbing to places most could never reach.
If theyve never seen these heights, how could they comprehend my perspective?
Anyone with something negative to say is miles beneath me with mushy shit in their pamper and piss dribbling down their soft, weak legs.
Thank you mint god for humility.
Thank you mint god for strength.
Love,
(Your name)
And although I may not appear in the physical form, you will feel an aura of mint purple surrounding you and a genuine earthy sense of pride in your chest to continue on your mission, no fucks given.
Jun 19, 2024
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i Am a proud fan of weird women!!!
Newest weird woman acquisition: the cute shy girl from my MBA program with a curly bob and red highlights.
Shes so quiet and shy, we’ve had every class together so far over 3 semesters and barely ever spoke aside from her saying happy Valentine’s Day to me in February. Fast forward to this semester I sit next to her first day of finance class and decide to Be friendly and chat. She’s quiet but cool so I get her number, offer to maybe study later in the semester (which is a mild courtesy as I was lowkey just gaining new allies in the class to assist with cheating).
But once I started texting her about class we just never stopped texting, and now I think we’re actively flirting? Shes into dark romance novels? she brought one of her novels to class yesterday and after class she snuggled up against me in the hallway and made me read a (very graphic) page about a girl getting fucked by a gun? This chick is nuts. Am I catching feelings?
Sep 17, 2024