2019 i was like what’s the scariest shit possible and decided to go as a white man. went uniqlo got a checked shirt, had that tucked into some khaki dickies with grey new balances and a dad hat shook everyone’s hand with real gusto saying “how do you do” and shit
2020 i was like how do i top last year i nailed it and after much deliberation i went as a skater boy. didn’t shower for 5 days prior - then wore some nike blazers, went urban jungle got some size 42 jeans cut them off and wore with shoelace belt, big tee, vintage carhartt zip hooded work jacket i borrowed from my flatmate, noah beanie with the cigarette in the cuff, and 2 modelo tall boys in a jansport backpack i borrowed off a friend
2021 i realised quickly to complete the trifecta of fear i had only one option - to go as a male manipulator. wore some kleman padrors, pink socks, dickies with the THICC cuff so you can see the socks, tucked in golf wang tee i borrowed off a friend over a striped uniqlo long sleeve, carhartt beanie with logo at front, keys on carabiner. asked people that night about movies and books as much as possible
and there you have it