u couldn't torture this outta me but here i am:
π i watched epic movie (2007) religiously and thought it was the funniest shit ever (its really not, who let me watch this anyways??)
certified hood classics:
π angus, thongs & perfect snogging (2008)
π wild child (2008)
π shes the man (2006)
Jun 12, 2024
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My favorite movie is Spring Breakers and I'm not ashamed of it. I make all my lovers watch it and they all hate it. Making people sit through an hour and a half of "Spring Break, y'all, Spring Break...." with Skrillex in the background is an incredible way to make enemies but also a good way to vibe check the people you let in your bed. House of Wax is excellent (Paris Hilton really makes it epic.) The Row with Lala Kent is another one I recommend. I can tell a lot about a person's capacity for empathy based on how they react to my terrible choices in movies. They gotta go if they can't vibe on my island of bad production and acting.
Jan 31, 2024
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Itβs quite fun to make fun of bad cinema, here are a few recs to get u started:
- Cocaine bear
- Winnie the pooh: blood and honey
- the quarterback and me (nice catch, cheer)
- Pinocchio, 2002 adaptatation
- disaster movie
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shaped my 2022 experience into a MUCH more beautiful one - my future children will know every single song&lyric as i will stay bumping this album everyday everywhere all at once
Jun 12, 2024
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i have a bad habit of holding it instead of going, especially if I'm feeling lazy, I'm out in public or whatever.
My nurse friend told me if u are one of these people, ur just gonna hold it and hold it and keeping holding it - meanwhile the day that you will no longer have the ability to do so draws closer n closer ......
Ur never gonna pee by your own will or volition ever again, please go pee (i've been needing to pee for the last hour, i cant be saved)
Jun 13, 2024
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on paper its yummy (alicia) but hearing someone say it out loud is saaauuuurrrrrrrrrrrr grating - i love it when my bf calls me lili tho ugh π©ββ€οΈβπβπ¨π
Jun 12, 2024