film forum serves the saddest, blandest, salted kernels to cater to their ascetic patrons by reminding them of the SkinnyPop their residually anorexic mothers nourished them with in their youth. fight healthy snack culture by exercising your right, and responsibility, to pig out on American soil: sneak in a flask of melted butter and pour it over your popcorn during a midday screening of your preferred french new wave film!!
Movie theaters in NYC have opened back up, and I live and die for Nitehawk’s popcorn. I’m not a crazy truffle person, but I love their “Nitehawk Popcorn” which consists of truffle oil & citric salt. I tried making it at home during lockdown and it wasn’t the same. Before theaters were open, Nitehawk was delivering their popcorn, and I would actually spend $15 and order this to my apartment because it’s the best. But go to the actual theater since it’s open now and order this popcorn! Devour it before the movie even starts! Order another bowl of it! Relish in the stomachache afterwards! It’s absolutely worth it.
Let me put you on: Nutritional Yeast (GOAT of processed foods) + salt + sugar + msg + oil/fat of your choice (lately I’ve been using avocado oil) = best popcorn ever.
And it’s gotta be the loose kernels, not the bagged microwave kind
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