some of them might not smoke but we’d lock them in the room and force them to talk to us anyway. anthony will talk too much and embarrass himself in front of multiple artists, earl might get anxious and leave early, david and gillian will probably pair off to talk about meditation or vampires, and patti harrison will hopefully be doing a really confusing bit the entire time
this one is also one of the best ones on here im really loving that multiple people listed laura les and i regret not adding her to my weird girl list!!!
andre would be on aux (obv). improv flute sesh would start once we were all feelin it action bronson would try to match wits with zizek but would lose him with all the sports metaphors, then once he got really high he’d go make something crazy in the kitchen for us zizek would have some revelation while grappling with the social hyperobject and try to scrawl it down somewhere. we’d read it back the next day and it would be incomprehensible. him and andre would have a lengthy sidebar where they probably take acid without the group seeing robpat would pretend to smoke and then latch on to whoever was feeling paranoid and try to make them spiral laura les would be organizing the group smash bros tourney or mario kart or something. she’d sherpa us on the obligatory march to the gas station to get snacks. she’d mix like takis and mountain dew and try to get action bronson to drink it damn this kinda reads like a self insert fanfic
Joey for the insane party stories
Aubrey and Pete to just sit there making sardonic comments that make you laugh every once in a while
Freud and Hunter for the deep conversation
Janis and Grace on aux
Martha for snacks