Can’t at all vouch but this guy I briefly worked with (who we all joke is an AI person) started an NA beer company in Texas. If up your alley: https://uplinebrewing.com/
aidanaguirre pls report back. This guy is deffo AI and somehow married to a woman (who I still work with). He got fired like my first month and started this company so I’m beyond curious.
tortitude well the brand is from Austin upon further research, he's not AI but people there sometimes are umm .. hyper optimized and too efficient(?) humans to put it nicely so it is plausible lmao
hear me out…i drink, but i don’t want to have alcohol every day. yet most evenings after work i crave a cold bitter refreshing relaxing transition back into regular life. aka a beer. i realized that what i’m craving isn’t even the buzz, just that ritual and the flavor i associate with it. soda is too sweet and hop water isn’t harsh enough. this brand is by far the closest i’ve found to the actual beer taste, though it’s not perfect. but totally suffices as an alternative 2 or 3 times a week.