I was eating a sushi restaurant a couple weeks ago and I heard two guys talking about biblical stories and the morals behind them (you know, perfect dinner conversation). They began to discuss the Abraham/Isaac story but it was a bit...different. Neither one of them remembered Abraham's name so they first referred to him as Cain and then the other guy corrected him that it was actually Moses in the story. The only thing that cut off this conversation was a child at their table accidentally setting a piece of birthday cake on fire with a firework (a very good thing to give to a child in an enclosed space).
Jul 6, 2024

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