Then your cat jumps on after to loaf up next to you, then you pull a pillow up under your chin and you scroll for a bit, and then you sleep like you’re dead and it’s magical, even though you don’t like sleeping on your stomach and your feet are hanging off the side of the bed and it‘s a little bit hotter than it should be, but your body still finds sleep. Yea…yea
Dude had birkenstocks, dickies, a crisp white tee, a random trucker hat, and a pornstache to put it all together. Gentrifier fit 101 Oh and he had Santal 33 on (i could smell it, he was sitting next to me)
The way I want to elope, tell no one, not even family. Announce a wedding a year later, and then announce that we're already married and have been for a year during the reception is my dream scenario. I also want to do the same thing with a pregnancy (just keep it secret until the kid comes) but that'll be a bit harder :/
