everyone wants to talk about deep sea creatures who operate under extreme conditions. who cares how a fish manages to live 1000 meters below the surface if we never see them!!!! what about the little guys! show me the crabs and anemones ans chitons and whelks and limpets and nudibranchs
step 1: learn it
step 2: plan to move there
step 3: fall in love in a completely different country and learn that language instead, completely overriding the language you just learned
on second thought just skip to step 3
