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bring this to an event, everyone will love you
4 avocados
1 medium tomato (cubed small)
1/2 medium onion (cubed small)
1 bunch of chopped cilantro
1 large lime
Coarse Salt
Ok finding the right balance of the last three is KEY but lots of lime and Cilantro is going to be what makes this the best guac ever, if you don’t partake in cilantro I’m so sorry but there’s no subs
Jul 19, 2024
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Make your own guacamole! It's soo easy trust me. (I'm not a chef, I'm not a mexican, please do not come for me)
1 ripe 🥑
1 🍅
Cilantro idk like 5 pieces
1 tiny clove🧄
1/2 🧅
1/2 squeezed 🍋
a little jalpeño
1/2 tsp of 🧂
Chop it all up, mixy mix and TA DA ⬇️
Apr 18, 2024
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If it’s too spicy throw some diced mango in there.
Jul 15, 2024
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I’ve done this every time I’ve found myself between full time jobs and it really makes the whole time better. You have a little money coming in and you can collect material for your future memoir. Some odd jobs from my past:
Axe throwing coach
Closet designer
Lunch catering delivery
Balloon bouquet maker
Background extra
i found them on big job boards like indeed and also Craigslist (Searching “part time” gets you less garbage results). If you hate it after you start you can just quit!
Also if you like pets, signing up for dog walking or petsitting will keep you active and you get to hang out with pets.
Apr 19, 2024
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I love doing this, it’s wonderfully disorienting. Theres still so much day left afterwards it’s basically a whole new day, like an optical illusion, but of time.
Jun 16, 2024
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Shopping cart with a bad wheel.
Sock slipping down your shoe.
The day after you burn your tongue when it’s still all sensitive.
An eye twitch.
bad toilet paper (thin, scratchy).
clothing tag that itches.
Really strong static shock that makes you jump.
getting perfume in your mouth.
Apr 17, 2024