My hater arc is over. As all life on earth evolutionarily tends towards crustaceans, so too must the gay boy gravitate to Madonna. It’s ancestral, sorta kinda. Why did nobody tell me how fucking rad the Orbit 12” mixes of Erotica and Justify My Love were? Where is the news and the media? I need to learn to DJ just to spin some of this shit. Ugh. Up Down Suite on the Rain maxi?????? What the hell?
