jo malone wood sage and sea salt. my HOLY grail. i went to saks fifth ave a couple yrs ago and told the sales associate that i wanted to smell like an expensive beach resort and she DELIVERED. jo malone frangipani flower: just got this for my birthday and im in love. floral, fresh, slightly citrusy and delicate. gives fun tropical vibes. cosmic by kylie jenner: sampled this at ulta last week and smelled the little paper the entire way home. amber (my fave) floral, and vanilla-y. sooo sexy and feminine i love it !!!
science and medicine has progressed enough to the point where women can opt to stop having periods. i’ve had two hormonal IUDs over the course of 8 years now, and therefore haven’t had a period in 8 years. no cramps. no heating pads. no cravings. no tampons. nothing. every womens body is different and i can’t promise everyone will have the same experience ive had with my IUDs. but if your periods suck like mine did, it can’t hurt to ask a doctor ab going on some sort of HRT/birth control. why are we still letting our uteruses dictate and manage our lives for one week out of every month? (for some, like myself at one point, well over just one week) not having a period is great! it’s freeing!!!!! i feel as if i can put my personhood and identity first, and not sacrifice any sort of happiness or autonomy to my uterus!
she’s timelessly hilarious and witty. i stream the show on peacock and put it on during the day while doing chores and such. i’ve shocked myself by laughing out loud at times, who knew something so dated could be so effortlessly goofy. love her so much.