This shit. This shit bangs. So this guy, if you donāt know who he is, he made those crazy fucking alien looking freak shoes for Lady Gaga in the āBad Romanceā MV. He was cooking. The top half of this? Microscope slides dyed red. the bottom half? OSTRICH FEATHERS. Apparently it sounded like chimes when you walked because, like, youāre slapping a bunch of little glass slides together. I wouldnāt know, Iām not Bjork so like I havenāt worn this thing (she has in fact worn this thing).