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not using your phones while pissing at the urinal

when did this become common behavior, wtf

@lucius

Sep 15, 2024

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Going on your phone on the toilet

Folks— whether or not I should be ashamed to admit it, I’m all about sitting on the toilet and going on my phone. It’s very easy (and fun) to be guilty of this; a faint Instagram reel through the door is the modern warbler by the window.

@chloeposts

Dec 21, 2023

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USING THIS APP ON THE TOILET

call that poo.fyi

@regularcucumber

May 22, 2025

Top Recs from @dotmatrices

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disabling notifications

@dotmatrices

Jun 26, 2025

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normalize ai hate

it is your civic duty to mercilessly mock generative ai users as much as possible

@dotmatrices

Jan 18, 2025

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FLOOR TIME

preferably w arms splayed vitruvian man style. it’s the sort of rest you can’t sleep in but it restores one’s spirit

@dotmatrices

Jun 9, 2025