lying so much you have a mental board with strings of yarn because life is so much better when my parents and I can both pretend I have no idea what sex is.
one of my go-to’s is coming up with a scenario like “do you know someone with (weirdly specific features) cus i just heard them talking about someone and it sounded like your name” and i fully commit to the bit to the point where i have to consider cutting them off because it’s getting too serious.
