1. Has the same visual appeal as a cigarette but at 1% the cost.
2. An accessory that ties together many different outfits
3. Helps you focus in the same way chewing gum does(but it's silent!)
Poetically, this was going to be the last date before I delete Hinge and take a break for a few months.
Message received, loud and clear 🫡
On the bright side, I did get to see this bathroom with two stand mixers and a printer in it
