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Some people think they are vermin but I think they’re perfect. My backyard has basically become a deer sanctuary and I should be paid by the government, not that the government has any stake in deer population upkeep. Sometimes I get nothing done because I spend the entire day watching deer eat all my plants.
I've been trying to gain their affection. My whole algorithm is now those videos of people who end up saving a deer and then the next day the deer shows up at their door and loves them forever. I obviously don’t want something bad to happen to a deer that would then force me to save them, but if it did end up happening, that'd be cool. Until then, I’ve realized, as I have in my romantic life, that the only way to attract another being is to sit very still and not make any sudden movements.
Dec 10, 2024
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saw a dead deer on the side of the road i need to be kinder to people who don't love me
Feb 26, 2024
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Reason to keep going acquired 🫶🏻
Apr 11, 2025
nobody out here but the birds, deer, plants and miniature donkeys I’m taking care of.
Sep 22, 2024
Top Recs from @cazzie-david
My new thing when I’m suffering at the hands of my own mind is saying “help” out loud without any context and when there is nothing anyone can actually do to help me. I say it multiple times a day and in front of anyone who happens to be around me.
Dec 10, 2024
These are my boys. For a good time read ‘The Trouble With Being Born’ by Cioran and anything related to Schopenhauer. I really enjoy the brief moment where they make me feel like an optimist. Warning: do not read while pregnant. If you don’t want to read, which I understand, then I guess I’m just recommending pessimism in general?
Dec 10, 2024
Pure vanilla is just one of the all time best flavors and scents. I always want to be smelling vanilla but I’ve never wanted to smell like vanilla. I protested against layering with this scent for a long time because it’s polarizing and some might say basic. Plus I really don’t want people to internalize the fact that I chose to smell like a cupcake, but whatever, I like the smell of vanilla and at some point I have to do at least one thing in my pathetic little life for me.
Dec 10, 2024