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This is a joke.
But I did get tormented by my coworkers this morning about my “hickey”.
Dec 13, 2024
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My stylist outdid himself this time with my hair color it’s really fun and creative and so vivid… darker auburn at the roots, rich violet red on the lengths and the ends look like licks of flame. So it was nice to see that it made an impression on somebody the first time I went out after washing it. Superficial as a response to this ask but appreciated!
(It’s unfortunate that the emoji library on here isn’t updated 🐦🔥)
Actually also number two a colleague I regularly work with called me brilliant in a big meeting he was leading in front of some of our executive leadership. In my head I was like You really think so?? 🥹
Nov 28, 2024
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One time a girl who was a bitch to me in high school asked how I got my skin clear so I told her I would exfoliate with used coffee grounds every morning. I think she actually did it a few times
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- in high school i was an attendant at a local gallery and there was a large beeswax artwork that included some little wax towers on the ground. I was supposed to tell people not to touch it/ensure they didn’t step on it. One day a woman came in and started fiddling with the wax. I was so excited to finally do my job and said “uh maam I’m sorry but please don’t touch the artwork!” and she responded “I’m the artist.“
- recently met my big boss’ wife and said “Oh, you’re jerry’s husband!“ shewas very nice about it
- was working an outdoor event with maybe 100 people in a line in front of me and opening bottles of sparkling wine. I opened one too quickly (they have been exceedingly fizzy) and it made a loud popping noise, the cork shot up over 20 feet, and my entire face and front were blasted with foamy rosé. To make matters worse, in addition to laughing, everyone broke out in loud applause; I guess in response to the normal connotation of the sound of a champagne bottle popping? I worked another couple hours but it was wildly embarrassing. The girls at the front of the line were very nice and told me I didn’t even mess up my makeup lol
May 14, 2025
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even if its delusional, I really do love the idea of trusting that all of the perceived hardships, anxieties, and lessons ultimately lead to a path that's catered to our individual needs for growth and learning.
maybe I am detaching from reality in an effort to cope, but I truly am starting to believe that miracles (big and small) happen daily and that we will all be ok in the end.
attention and intention are everything.
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we get into the bed CLEAN and free of whatever lil germs and shit hitched a ride for the day
Sep 20, 2024