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Do I hate myself for coming here, or did I come here because I hate myself? There is a shake shack RIGHT NEXT DOOR. My decision to come here is proof that I’m an irrational actor, a born slave that REQUIRES a boot on my neck; for my own good, to keep me in line. My decision to spend money on this overseasoned garlicky fried chickenslop is irrefutable proof that democracy is a cruel joke— something akin to making the village cretin mayor for a day. I understand now.
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Sometimes it calls to me…
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i always try to include it in my menus bc it's versatile and relatively healthy, but honestly every time i make it i just like my meal a little less. i also just hate prepping raw chicken and am convinced everything in my kitchen is contaminated by the end of it
it's simply time for me to speak my truth and move on ! so long, i'll see u in nugget form
Aug 1, 2024
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sometimes you just need to read some real shit straight from the realest person you know .
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I LOVE DAYLIGHT SAVINGS I LOVE THE LIGHT I LOVE GOING FOR A HIKE AFTER WORK AND HOW WATER LOOKS IN THE WARM DUSK THANK YOU DAYLIGHT SAVINGS----- I HAPPILY SACRIFICE AN HOUR OF SLEEP COME THIS TIME OF THE YEAR WAKING TO THE SUNSHINE JABBING ME EYE----- IF YOU DON'T FUCK WITH DAYLIGHT SAVINGS UNFOLLOW ME I DONT FUCK WITH YOU----- THE GREATEST BETRAYAL OF MY ADULT LIFE WAS WHEN THE STATE OF CALIFORNIA VOTED FOR PERMANENT DAY LIGHT SAVINGS ALL THE TIME AND THE COWARDS THAT RUN THIS PATHETIC EXCUSE FOR A STATE FAILED TO IMPLEMENT ETERNAL SUMMER
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