in the fifth (iirc?) grade i thought i would look way cuter if i wore glasses. to my dismay, i passed my eye test. but eventually my dream came true: i got fake glasses at claireās. so then tried to convince everyone i got glasses. i donāt remember how long i kept it up for but i think it was like only a week or so
years later in college i did have to get real glasses so maybe i actually manifested it
Jan 6, 2025
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I look more academic, I feel more confident, and no one knows that theyāre fake.
Feb 29, 2024
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sometimes when i donāt wear my glasses in class i get tempted to watch netflix
but when i wear them the netflix gets reflected in the lenses so my prof can see that im ignoring them and watching lisa vanderpump yell at a jersey shore look alike instead
thusā¦ā¦ā¦ā¦ā¦ā¦ā¦.. glasses increase focus !!
Apr 4, 2024
I still feel like I donāt need to always wear my glasses, but I did in fact fail my visual test for my drivers license renewal. I splurged on a pair of prescription sunglasses and Iāll never go back.
Only downside with these is that you can see my eyes and I canāt pretend to be mysterious.
Jun 3, 2024
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i had it for a little over a year until i was like wow this is actually terrible! i genuinely think it has negatively impacted society by ruining peopleās attention spans, having a horrific algorithm, and most of all by the most mind-numbing or outright harmful trends -
fake words that people now use IRL (āunaliveā), trad wife tiktok, shein hauls, body-focused fitness vids that encourage fatphobia and unhealthy habits, shallow political/feminist theory and queer discourse, āalpha maleā podcaster tiktok, encouraging overconsumption in general, trends ruining local spots or niche thingsā¦ the list goes on
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