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I’m recommending that you don’t smoke weed right before an uber. I’m currently in this sitch and I feel insan. I’m in a grey Nissan Altima with a man named Churchill (Hey man that’s a last name not a first name). And guess what! we’re driving real fucking fast. anyways hope you think of me the next time you smoke before an uber🤘
Jan 18, 2025
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Order uber black whenever you can. It’s an especially great thing to do after you’ve had a stressful day at work. Climbing into that Ford Expedition MAX will feel like a godsend after 8 long hours of grinding. Your chariot awaits. 😎
Feb 19, 2025
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Order uber black whenever you can. It’s an especially great thing to do after you’ve had a stressful day at work. Climbing into that Ford Expedition MAX will feel like a godsend after 8 long hours of grinding. Your chariot awaits. 😎
Feb 19, 2025
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you can bet I’m in the back shaking my head and saying “what a dickhead” the moment my driver complains about anyone on the road
it doesn’t matter that I can’t drive and know nothing about road safety and also have been playing on my phone for the entire journey
Nov 18, 2024
Top Recs from @schiesser
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Here’s a recommendation to all of the dog owners, train your dog. Nobody’s happy about your shitty dog. I don’t give a fuck how cute your dog is, if I walk past that fuck and have to worry it’s going to come after me then you the owner can immediately go fuck yourself. ( I live in a building with a man who owns a malinois and every time I walk past him he has to double grip the leash to keep it from attacking me)👍. you decided to buy it now be an adult and take care of it.
Jan 23, 2025
Nothing like buying a nice loaf of bread and toasting that shit with butter then making a good ass sandwich
Jan 31, 2025
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This is directed at benson boone and every sophomore in high school. RELAX with the backflips. Do a front flip every once in a while like damn.
Feb 5, 2025